Watch who you're calling an ass. Or am I the big fat guy?
Wow tinkerbell, I know you haven't been able to ride lately but I didn't think you'd put on that much weight so quickly. But, since your taking orders, I'd like one of those fancy smancy carbon fiber road bikes. Oh and a matching pair of socks. Thanks!
Hmmmm... da-termined seems to have some deep laden self-nitpicks.Carbon fiber socks means one thing in the realm of Christmas Psychology.Stockings full of coal. Anthracite (shiny, with about 90% carbon) coal to be precise.
I need a better engine for my bicycle.
Gravy,Are you saying that da terminator is admitting that she has been a bad girl this year?
Santa has asked me to relay the following messages to you all:Da Term: Santa likes your house lights. Says it's about time you showed some holiday cheer. The elves don't do carbon, though as everybody knows "steal is real."BobK: Santa says your new engine will be granted as soon as you quit being soft. He said you'd understand what this would mean.Gravy: Santa's still trying to decide your fate. However, since he has to drop off Da Term's socks, he may find something beneath the sleigh's seat cushions for your stocking.
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